Absolutely Poole-ish: Aunt Granny and Brake Pad Jesus escapades Paperback – January 11, 2026

Dive into the most hilariously tangled, delightfully absurd family tree ever drawn! Prepare yourself for "The Great Poole Family Fiasco" — a riotous, no-holds-barred look at one family's spectacularly complicated lineage where divorces, remarriages, name changes, and sheer chaos rule. Meet the cast of characters in this uproarious genealogy gone wild:-Draine Poole (the original deceased patriarch) and his tangled web of family, plus friends acquired worldwide.-Tad Poole, Sr. — divorced, remarried to Abigail (now Aunt Granny!), and father to a brood of Pooles -Skip Poole — who married Imogene... then became Brake Pad Jesus after a 40 ft statue twist -Sally Baum Poole, Abigail Baum Poole (Aunt Granny), Imogene Baum Poole (Brake Pad Jesus), and the rest of the ever-shifting Baum-Poole hybrids -Twins, lesbian exes, girlfriends like BJ Cobbleham, right-hand men like Biff Wellston, and the ultimate mystery billionaire: Sam Poole, at the center of it allWith dotted lines of divorce, dashed dreams of romance, solid bonds of marriage, and enough name mashups to make your head spin, this family tree is a masterpiece of dysfunction, drama, and comedy. Perfect for fans of absurd humor, dysfunctional family sagas, genealogy parodies, or anyone who's ever tried to explain their own complicated relatives at Thanksgiving. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, family reunions to be questioned, and a sudden urge to double-check your own ancestry. Grab this side-splitting adventure today — because some family trees are meant to be climbed... others are meant to be burned (with love, of course)! Ideal for humor, satire, comedy, and light-hearted adult fiction readers who enjoy the ridiculous side of life. Read more